I was on a cruise ship with my co workers: Tracey, Robert, Adrian, Grace and someone else and we were having the best time ever drinking... and then the workers asked me to take out the trash.. and then Nomi Malone from showgirls came up and started some shit with us... soo insane..

THEN.. i dreamed that I was on a vacation to Houston to see my ex boyfriend... and I was staying with my uncle who I caught looking at porn on his computer while he was watching TBN on the television... and some porn start tryed to have sex with me and it was really hard to say no B/C my boyfriend in reality is long distance.. but I stayed true to my boy.. yay for me.. even in my dreams I have the moral fiber to turn down sex

Last Night Grossness

So I dreamed last night that I was lost in Target and dating a really old man.  I am talking REALLY old.. I am 28 and he was in his 70's... eww eww eww... and I was visiting him at his apartment.. soo gross..

Goal for the week

Unfortunately I was born into a family that used food for  every reason from celebrations to comforting.  This was combined with a biological misfortune of not having a metabolism.  SOOOO this had led to a life long battle of the fatty.. SO.. because of this I am a self obsessed weight freak.

I will be attempting to use the next three weeks to loose the ten pounds that haunt me before my long distance boyfriend comes into town for new years.  This weeks starts a commitment to go to hot yoga every day for at least an hour.  Weighing in... 175.  Hopefully it will prove to work for me!!

The beginning

I have such a interesting life filled with insane dreams and even more insane clients... My goal is to share my crazy salon stories and my even more insane dreams.